Crazy people talk

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?" 

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Feel better now

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

Top 5 World’s Heaviest People

This is a list of those individuals who weighed over 450 kg (990 lb; 71 st). As we all know obesity is a major problem in today’s society. Fast food restaurants and unhealthy diets make people gain weight as they don’t have time to prepare a healthy meal. Another problem connected to obesity is depression. People feeling depressed like to indulge them by eating their worries away. Therefore, they found comfort in the security of their home and in the food thus becoming obese. That’s exactly what happened to many of the people on our list. We present you some of the heaviest people on the planet.

1. Carol Yager (1960-1994)

 Carol was estimated to have weighed more than 1600 lbs (725kg). She has been overweight since her childhood. In 1993, she was measured at 1189 lbs when admitted to Hurley Medical Center. She lost nearly 500 lbs on a 1200-calorie diet, but regained almost all of it and more soon after being discharged as most of her weight was thought to be water. She appeared in Jerry Springer’s show where she was promised to get help but never did. She died a couple of weeks later from kidney failure.

 

2. Jon Brower Minnoch (1941 – 1983)

 

He weighed 1400 lbs (635kg) in 1979. At that point it took 13 people to roll him over in bed. This former taxi driver had always been unusually heavy, reaching 400 lbs in 1963, 700 lbs in 1966, and 975 lbs in 1976. Minnoch was the father of two children by his 110-lb wife, Jeannette. He claimed to have been in no way handicapped by his size until a 500-calorie diet sapped his muscle strength and left him at the brink of death. At the time of his death he weighed about 800 lbs. Other details of his physical condition were withheld from the press.

 

The Most beautiful snakes around the World

Are snakes nice? 

yes,     they are very awesome and nice

Answer :

        Many snakes have a docile demeanor to them, but they are still wild animals and will always be wild animals. I love the snakes that are in my care, but I do not trust them and I understand that they feel no emotion. This is not to say that they do not feel pain as they have nerves I'm sure they do, but as far as loving and recognizing me goes I know that they don't. 

 

Snakes are very interesting animals and if you can stand being bitten a few times get one as a pet. Most bites feel like little pinches and there may be a couple drops of blood but nothing compared to that a of a mangy cat or dog.

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A prisoner with skills

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. 

After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community.... and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.

The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.

But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place".

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A test for being drunk

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm too drunk to do that!"